VAGINA FLAVORED BEER! MADE FROM MODEL’S VAGINAL YEAST!

Would you drink this Hi-Tech Vaginal Microbiology?

Although this sounds like a joke, rest assured it is not…in fact, this company is not the first company to try and market a food product that had the essence of vagina! However, we believe this is the first time we have ever come across anything that we were asked to eat or drink that includes the woman’s “juice” as an active ingredient in the product!

The name of the beer is The Order of Yoni. Wojtek Mann, the founder of the company explains that the word “yoni” means “vagina” in the Sanskrit language and the logo/artwork associated with the beer is also the symbol of a Hindu Goddess.

Wojtek Mann, the founder of the company explains, “The secret of the beer lies in her vagina. Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of an unique woman. The bacteria, lactobacillus, transfers woman’s features, allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers and other products, turning them into a dance with lovely angel.”

Vaginal Lactobacillus

Mann continues, “…vaginal lactobacillus also symbolize life and health….and brewing the beer is a tribute to this sacred process, to the timeless harmony between a human and the bacteria.” Weird!

Is It Safe?

The site addresses the issue of safety with this statement, “The crucial part of the project is to ensure the safety of the product. All the material is examined on the presence of other bacteria and viruses. Secondly, the procedures of isolation and preparation prevent other bacteria and viruses from surviving, providing final product completely clean and healthy. In addition, we examine final product on presence of other viruses and bacteria once again, and the findings will be published here to make you completely sure it’s healthy.”

The first batch of beer being made includes the lactic acid bacteria from the vaginas of Czech models, Alexandra Brendlova, Monika and Paulina.

Your Personal Brew

With a donation of €10,000, Mann will brew a batch of Order of Yoni produced from your girlfriend’s vaginal bacteria. Just in case she’s holding out on you!

BDSM Ale

A sour ale made with smoked plums and vaginal lactic acid bacteria of red-head or brunette model.

Blonde Ale

This flavor is made with wheat malt, saffron and edible gold, with vaginal lactic acid bacteria of a blond-haired model.

Not Everyone is So Convinced

Presently Order of Yoni has only raised €279 out of €150,000 goal. However, that creators are not discouraged and determined to get this product to a “hungry” market. VIDEO UP NEXT!