Shocking Discovery – Microsoft Exec Revealed To Be An Android. Over the past several months, many prominent scientists, inventors, and entrepreneurs have spoken out against AI or Artificial Intelligence. In a BBC interview last December, Professor Stephen Hawking set forth… Continue Reading
Graduate Students Confused – What About Tom Brady’s Balls? Following the January 18th Sunday night game between the New England Patriots and the Indianapolis Colts, accusations were filed concerning whether the Patriots use properly inflated balls during the AFC Championship… Continue Reading
Woman Receives Email Reply From NSA – “We Are Not Monitoring Your Email.” Last week, Louise Miffin of Kentucky replied to a friend’s email chain discussing a recent trip to Colorado. Amongst the topics of quasi-celebrity sightings, stained glass purchases,… Continue Reading
Report Shows KFC’s Mutant Chickens Causing Serious Health Problems In Consumers. A new report released by the Food and Health Research Center (FHRC) shows that many of the current health conditions are caused by Americans consuming “unnatural” foods, mainly Genetically… Continue Reading
McDonald’s Burgers Test Positive For Feces, 100% Beef Commercials Just Another Lie. The kids are hungry and you’re short on time and money. So you go through the drive through of McDonald’s and order a couple Happy Meals and a… Continue Reading