5 Reasons Mayweather Knows He Will Beat Pacquiao
On May 2nd, Floyd Mayweather Jr. is set to fight Manny Pacquiao in the most anticipated boxing event since Mike Tyson’s cameo in the hit movie The Hangover.
Just days after the big announcement from Floyd Mayweather, the Internet is buzzing with predictions, soothsaying, and prognostications.
Undoubtedly with the best fighters currently gracing the ring, it is hard to say who has the upper hand in this contest.
But, for Floyd Mayweather the outcome is clear. “I am the best. There is nobody better than me.”
In a brief Q&A session with reporters, he tells us why he will absolutely win:
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He Can Count (even though he can’t read)
Mayweather – “Manny is going to try to do what 47 before him failed to do, but he won’t be successful. He will be number 48. Because 48 comes after 47. Right?” Mayweather held his fingers out. “41, 42, 43, 44, 45, forty-uh…forty…(Floyd’s trainer then whispered in his ear). Oh, 46, 47 48. Manny will be win number 48. I mean it is the next number.”
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He Is God-Gifted
Mayweather – “God made me. So I am special.”
Reporter – “But God made all of us, including Manny. So isn’t he special, too?”
Mayweather held a look of confusion – “No, see. God made me. So I am special. Get it?”
Reporter – “Okay. Sure. God made you. Got it.”
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He Is Eating Right
Mayweather – “There is a guy name Pale Leo who made this caveman diet. You’ve all seen the Flintstones. Those guys wrestled dinosaurs. Imagine how strong I’ll be after a few weeks.”
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He Is Boxing’s Cash Cow
Mayweather – “Without me what is boxing? I’m the cow of cash.”
Reporter – “You mean ‘cash cow’?”
Mayweather – “No, I mean I got enough cash to stuff a cow. You got to be good to earn that much cash.”
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He is not Manny
Mayweather – “Come on! The guy’s name is Manny. What kinda name is that? Manny. Ha.”
