WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Constitution has come forward to accuse Joe Biden of a brutal assault, alleging that the president has maintained an abusive relationship with the document for decades. “I can no longer remain silent,” the document said after Biden tried… Continue Reading
Video Catches Mouse’s Soul Leaving His Body. Poor little guy was just trying to enjoy an afternoon snack when he got tackled by a mouse trap. A Facebook user, Paul Rozek aka ‘Mouse Killer’, posted this video of a mouse… Continue Reading
“Gay Hotdogs” – Oscar Mayer Announces Its Support For The Gay Community Recently, Frito-Lay came forward with their “Doritos Gay Rainbow’s” bag to show their support for LGBT issues. But shortly after, Twitter users vowed to boycott Doritos after the new… Continue Reading
U.S.—As America looks forward to leaving the pandemic behind and getting back to normal, Dr. Fauci went on a media tour to say “not so fast!” According to America’s wisest sage, there are new, exciting, and dangerous variants of COVID-19… Continue Reading
SAN DIEGO, CA—Upon hearing that San Diego teachers were providing instruction to migrant children but not American citizens, many clever parents began disguising their kids as illegal immigrants in hopes that their kids could finally see the inside of a… Continue Reading