26 Requests Kim Kardashian Made of Kanye
In an interview on “The Breakfast Club”, Kanye West admitted Kim Kardashian forced him to take 30 showers to cleanse him of the stench of his ex-girlfriend Amber Rose.
But that was the tip of the iceberg. Kanye further revealed Kim gave him many more requests:
Take 30 showers
Loofa his feet 16 times
Shampoo his head with mayonnaise 27 times
Proactiv his face 5 times
Scrub his “parts” with a Shamwow 9 times
Use Nix Lice Treatment for Pubic Lice twice
Gargle with Listerine 42 times
Receive 6 Milk and Molasses Enemas
Bleach his anus three times
Kanye went on to state Kim’s demands extended beyond his own hygiene.
Wash his bed sheets in hot water 12 times
Shampoo his carpets 6 times
Lysol the shower and bathtub 7 times
Launder his clothes 11 times with Oxyclean
Bleach his underwear 13 times
Pinesol the kitchen tiles 6 times
Burn his pillows and buy replacements
Mow and edge the lawn (just for good measure)
Kim’s requests then turned from the simple to the strange…well, stranger.
Find and bathe a Proboscis Monkey
Anoint the feet of Hollywood panhandler
Roast and donate 46 s’mores to a local girl scout troop
Attend a quilting bee
Sing “There was an Old Lady who Swallowed a Fly” to 3 preschools
Choreograph a Flash mob to Disco Duck
Read Fifty Shades of Grey at an Old Folks home
Teach dance to freshman at a community college
Sculpt a replica of the Venus de Milo out of mash potatoes
There was no word from Kanye about his demands for Kim regarding her “sexy fun time” with rapper Ray J. Sources close to Kanye state West recently disposed of 37 Summer Eve boxes.