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Factory Robot Impales Worker with 10 ft Steel Spikes After Horror Malfunction
A CHINESE factory worker has survived being skewered with TEN metal spikes when a robot malfunctioned. The 49-year-old, named as Mr Zhou, was working on the night shift at a porcelain factory in Hunan province when he was struck by… Continue Reading
Dr. Fauci Predicts At Least 3 More COVID Variants May Be Required To Completely Break America’s Spirit
U.S.—As America looks forward to leaving the pandemic behind and getting back to normal, Dr. Fauci went on a media tour to say “not so fast!” According to America’s wisest sage, there are new, exciting, and dangerous variants of COVID-19… Continue Reading
Following Massive Success Of The War On Drugs, Democrats Propose Same Approach For Guns
U.S.—After carefully reviewing the massive success of the War on Drugs, Democrats have suggested applying this same strategy to eradicating guns. “We believe the time to act is now. So today we are launching the War On Guns,” said Speaker… Continue Reading
Baby Boy Is Born Without Arms Or Legs – Watch The Tearful Moment He ‘Walks’ For The First Time
Katie Whiddon and her boyfriend broke down in tears after they watched their 4-year-old son walk for the first time. You might think that 4-years-old seems a little late for a child to start walking for the first time, but… Continue Reading