Granny Shoots Off The Manhood Of Two Thugs Who Assault Granddaughter

IMG_3317Granny Shoots Off The Manhood Of Two Thugs Who Assault Granddaughter. Gun toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so furious when two thugs physically assaulted her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked down the unsuspecting ex-cons and shot their testicles off. “The old lady spent a week hunting those thugs down, and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said police investigator Evan Delp. “Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the Sgt.’s desk and told him as calm as she could, ‘Those bastards will never assault anyone again, by God’.”


Grannies-with-Guns-04Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his manhood when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9 mm pistol in the seedy hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were staying. The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles away, but doctors managed to save his mangled manhood, police say. “The one guy, Tomas, did not lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way you used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they are just happy to be alive after what they have been through.” The Rambo Granny swung into action after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and assaulted by two knife wielding thugs in a section of town bordering on skid row. “When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself because I figured the police would go easy on ’em,” recalled the retired library worker. “And I wasn’t scared of ’em either, because I’ve got me a gun and I’ve been shootin’ it my whole life.”


So using a police artist sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the thugs car, tough as nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino infested neighborhood where the crime took place until she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel. “I knew it was them the minute I saw ’em, but I shot a picture of ’em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the onery granny recalled. “So I went back to the hotel and found the room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one, Furth, open the door, I shot ’em, got right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ’em most, you know. Then I went down to the police station and turn myself in.” Now, baffled law men are trying to figure out how to deal with the vigilante granny. “What she did was wrong, but you can’t really throw an 81-year-old woman in prison.” Detective Delp said, “Especially when all 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood.” CLICK HERE —> TO LIKE DAILY BUZZ LIVE ON FACEBOOK!

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